Stupid Dan Quayle Quotes

"I stand by all the misstatements."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

"If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spellcheck."

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite."

"I'm the Vice President. They know it, and they know that I know it."

"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change."

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate."

"Bobby Knight told me, 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense. In other words, a good offense wins."

"It's rural America. It's where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Rural America, real America, real, real America."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a -- It is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."

"I was a less-than-serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But don't think that's any reflection on my ability to lead this nation."

"Mars is essentially the same orbit. Mars is somewhat the same distance from the sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."