Stupid George W. Bush Quotes

"Put the 'off' button on."

"They misunderestimated me."

"I think we agree, the past is over."

"Nigeria is an important continent."

"There ought to be limits to freedom."

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

"The American people is very supportive of me."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

"Will the highways on the internet become more few?"

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully."

Describing the White House to a London student: "It is white."

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile."

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."

"You teach a child to read and write, and he or her will pass a literacy test."

"If you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."

"A vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."  (Submitted by Reilly)

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier...just as long as I'm the dictator..."

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis."

"There is a lot of speculation and I believe there will continue to be speculation until the speculation ends."

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservations. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."

"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up."

"My opponent seems to think that social security is a federal program. I believe that money is yours and you should be able to invest it yourself."

"The senator has got to understand that if he's going to have he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, but we knew exactly who the "they" were. It was us versus them...Today we're not so sure who they are, but we know they're there."

Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about -- when I'm talking about myself , and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."

"I want to remind you right quick what this country has been through, and the challenges this economy had faced over the last three years. First, we went through a recession. That means we were going backwards."